Side Hustles

The side gigs I dream about

  1. Publishing superb cheap pornography on amazon

  2. Writing an academic murder mystery

  3. Opening a Little Shop full of Basics (all the perfect tee shirts)

  4. Import/Export: Morocco version

  5. Import/Export: French version

  6. Import/Export: Narnia version (stone tables, Turkish delight)

  7. Symbolic feminist discursive hit squad, that poet hipster bro version

  8. Symbolic feminist discursive hit squad, Marxists who lecture you about race version

  9. Symbolic feminist discursive hit squad, all those dudes who haze you through tenure

  10. Personal shopper but only for nice people

  11. Science fiction bookstore

  12. Tea shop

  13. Actual feminist squad, anti-racist mediation for departments

  14. Reprogramming camp for 53% of white women who voted for Trump

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